The Congronant Soups Exchange
by Jörg Zuther
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This page contains lists of composed words and of text fragments where some consonant groups at the beginning of words have been exchanged, something like "cop porn - pop corn" or "the American lay of wife -the American way of life". There are German and English composed words and text fragments, with a clear predominance of German. Swapping the consonant groups at the beginning of words is a special case of anagramming a piece of text - see the Anagrams section of my Word Weird Web Index for a definition and concerning links. Each such swapper is called a spoonerism (for its origin see link below). The German comedy show "RTL Samstag Nacht" had a feature called "Kentucky schreit ficken" where they used spoonerisms throughout the sketches frequently.
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- spoonerism
(by Mark Israel)
about the origin of the term "spoonerism"
Other collections of spoonerisms:
- Spoonerisms
(by Markus Lust)
further tons of incredible swappies...
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This is a list of German composed words where the consonant groups at the beginning of the parts of a word have been exchanged such that the result is a word with some weird sense (such as "Reise/leiter - Leise/reiter") or something that sounds funny (such as "Schmuse/katze - Kuse/schmatze"). Note that consonant groups are treated as "empty" if a part of the word starts with a vowel. Usually, prefixes like "ent-", "ver-", and "aus-" mar a successful exchange. In such cases, these prefixes may be ignored (such as in "Rahmen/be/dingung - Dahmen/be/ringung"). A word on this list can have more than two parts. In some rare cases these rules are slightly violated. If you miss any German composed word on this list that fits to the rules given above, please send it to jzuther@gmx.de.
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This is a list of English composed words where the consonant groups at the beginning
of the involved words have been exchanged such that the result is a word with
some weird sense (such as "running gag - gunning rag") or
something that sounds funny (such as "battle ship - shattle bip").
Note that consonant groups are treated as "empty" if a part of the word starts with a vowel
(such as in "smart icon - art smicon"), and that names count as one word.
A word on this list can have more than two parts.
In some rare cases these rules are slightly violated. If you miss any English composed
word on this list that fits to the rules given above, please send it to
jzuther@gmx.de.
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This is a list of German text fragments where the consonant groups at the beginning
of some words have been exchanged such that the result is a text fragment with
some weird sense (such as "Zopf oder Kahl?") or
something that sounds funny (such as "Bretto oder Nutto?").
Note that consonant groups are treated as "empty" if the word starts with a vowel.
Usually, prefixes like "ent-", "ver-", and "aus-" mar a successful exchange. In such
cases, these prefixes may be ignored (such as in
"zu Pflank verdichtet sein"). If you have a funny text
fragment that you think would fit on this page and is missing, please send it to
jzuther@gmx.de.
- "...und das Ei meiner Behre!" (found by Christian Baumert)
- "Am Anfang war was Dort." (found by Christian Baumert)
- "Alle Nizza- und Pudelgerichte billiger!" (found by Christian Baumert)
- "Bann über Mord!" (found by Christian Baumert)
- "Bretto oder Nutto?"
- "Bring' mir den Topf des Käufers!" (found by Christian Baumert)
- "Brut gegüllt, Löwe!" (found by Christian Baumert)
- "Butsch' mir doch den Ruckel runter!"
- "Da killt mir der Schwamm!"
- "Damit hast Du den knordischen Goten zerschlagen!"
- "Das hat meinen Wehrgeiz geeckt!"
- "Das ist doch der Sitz an der Wache!"
- "Das nehme ich auf keine Mappe!" (found by Christian Baumert)
- "Das scheiß ich zu wätzen!"
- "Der Gefangene hat eine Sucht verflucht!" (found by Christian Baumert)
- "Die Rache ist gesitzt!"
- "Dritte bücken!"
- "Du möses Bädchen!", rief die möse Butter. (found by Ralf Schleifstein & Co)
- "Eine Wähe kräscht die andere." (found by Gerhard Janutta)
- "Es geschehen noch Weichen und Zunder!"
- "Gir ist nicht mut."
- "Has ist deftig!" (found by Christian Baumert)
- "Ich hasse ableben!" (found by Christian Baumert)
- "Ich könnte Räume ausbeißen!" (found by Christian Baumert)
- "Ich muß dich singend drehen!"
- "Ich scheiß beweid!" (found by Gabriel Birke)
- "Ich schinde den Falter nicht!" (found by Ralf Schleifstein & Co)
- "Kette sich, wer rann!"
- "Latz wurde angesegt!"
- "Most Prahlzeit!"
- "Nacht mix!" (found by Alexander Winter)
- "Nero rannte Brom nieder."
- "Sand in Licht!"
- "Schlauch nicht echt!"
- "Unser Schorf soll döner werden!"
- "Was lange gährt, wird endlich Wut!" (found by Stefan Krawczyk)
- "Weich geht's gleiter!"
- "Wir traben nichts zu hinken mehr!" (found by Ralf Schleifstein & Co)
- Bemden hügeln
- bildgesäuerte Mutter
- Busch am Pfau
- Die Schornsteine husten Rauch in den Pimmel.
- Fier vom Bass
- Frauen sind schwanz gierig. (found by Christian Baumert)
- Geile Hänschen (found by Ralf Schleifstein & Co)
- Hände verbrüten
- Held abgeben
- Kacken mit Bindern (found by Ralf Schleifstein & Co)
- Münzwurf beim Friseur: "Zopf oder Kahl?"
- Ob wohl Köder Bundesschranzler werden wird?
- Restdeutscher Wundfunk (found by Christian Baumert)
- Scheisbär auf Eisolle (found by Ralf Schleifstein & Co)
- Schicht und Latten (found by Christian Baumert)
- Schicken ist fön! (found by Ralf Schleifstein & Co)
- Schweden ist Reigen, Gilber ist Sold.
- alaktische Gastronomie
- an der eigenen Barriere kauen (found by Christian Baumert)
- beichte Leute
- das Schweben ist ler (found by Christian Baumert)
- den Kieß umspehren (found by Ralf Schleifstein & Co)
- den Stecker wellen
- der Wein am Stege (found by Christian Baumert)
- die fersten Alten
- die Frauen Angurten (found by Christian Baumert - for the fans of Tolkien)
- die Kere im Schopf (found by Christian Baumert)
- die Straffen wecken
- die Strecke deichen
- die Wunde der Gestalt
- die Wunde der Starheit
- die mechte Raustaste
- ein Deck ablichten
- ein deftiges Heck (found by Christian Baumert) (für die Freunde des Sammelkartenspiels)
- ein geschäumtes Getrenk (found by Christian Baumert)
- ein hinker Abendpimmel (found by Ralf Schleifstein & Co)
- ein leierlicher Anfaß
- eine Schippe umkliffen
- eine leibliche Weiche
- eine richtige Wolle spielen
- einen Bug fluchen
- einen Rentner verzücken (found by Christian Baumert)
- einige singende Drachen zu erledigen haben, die einen Kaufschub dulden (found by Christian Baumert/Jörg Zuther)
- etwas Warz auf Schweiß haben
- etwas auf die Steine bellen
- evolutionäre Reinigung (found by Christian Baumert)
- im Gehen steigen (found by Ralf Schleifstein & Co)
- kotlose Brunst
- mal eben die Rachen saufholen (found by Ralf Schleifstein & Co)
- mit Wonne versöhnt (found by Christian Baumert)
- mündige Seile
- Reite einsichten
- schiefgefrorenes Tollenfilet
- seines Schmückes Glied sein
- sich die Kaare hemmen
- sich die Wände haschen
- sich die Waare haschen
- sich eine nutige Blase holen (found by Ralf Schleifstein & Co)
- sich etwas aus den Lippen reiern (found by Maria Wiemers)
- sich vor Rück kaum gletten können
- sich wandhaft steigern
- stahrhafte Nullen (found by Tobias Bosselmann)
- Tandard stanzen
- tiefe Schöne (found by Ralf Schleifstein & Co)
- trächtig maurig sein (found by Ralf Schleifstein & Co)
- weiße Hare
- weine eiter
- wie auf Sohlen kitzen
- wind vor Blut (found by Christian Baumert)
- wund so eiter, fund so ort
- wundenlang starten
- zu Pflank verdichtet sein
- Audio Clabaddo (Claudio Abaddo, italienischer Dirigent)
- Bolly Duster (Dolly Buster, deutscher Pornostar tschechischer Abstammung, Produzentin und Regisseurin/ found by Ralf Schleifstein & Co)
- Doris Köder-Schröpf (Doris Schröder-Köpf, Frau des ehemaligen deutschen Bundeskanzlers Gerhard Schröder - man fragt sich hier, ob der Originalname nicht noch pikanter als die Verdrehung ist...)
- Kelmut Hohl (Helmut Kohl, ehemaliger deutscher Bundeskanzler)
- Neolard Sternbein (Leonard Bernstein, US-amerikanischer Komponist, Dirigent und Pianist russisch-jüdischer Abstammung)
- Schwesther Eins (Esther Schweins, German comedy star)
- Akiba Stubinrein (Akiba Rubinstein, polnischer Schachspieler jüdischer Abstammung)
- Sport of Pain (Port of Spain/ found by Christian Baumert)
- das Hurische Kaff (das Kurische Haff/ found by Christian Baumert)
- Blick Wau (Wick Blau)
- Häbisch Schwall (Schwäbisch Hall)
- Kerrero Füßchen (Ferrero Küßchen)
- Schiss Veuermilch (Viss Scheuermilch/ found by Tina Kahn)
- Spasti Umante (Asti Spumante (Sekt)/ found by Ralf Schleifstein & Co)
- Weutschländer Dürstchen (Deutschländer Würstchen)
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This is a list of English text fragments where the consonant groups at the beginning
of some words have been exchanged such that the result is a text fragment with
some weird sense (such as "rack to the boots") or
something that sounds funny (such as "a great foolness cactor").
Note that consonant groups are treated as "empty" if the word starts with a vowel.
If you have a funny text
fragment that you think would fit on this page and is missing, please send it to
jzuther@gmx.de.
- the American lay of wife
- to shake a tower (found by Christian Baumert)
- rack to the boots
- the devious pray
- "I'm ringing in the sain..."
- a great foolness cactor
- "I'm tery vired!"
- "Candle with hare!" (found by Tobias Bosselmann)
- netpunner rage
- shiefly braking
- Sport of Pain (found by Christian Baumert)
- stunning cunts (found by Patrick Couser)
- a pack of canstakes
- to ray for the pest
Original Spoonerisms (accredited to Rev. William T. Spooner)
- Spooner reprimanded a student for "fighting a lire in the quadrangle" (fighting a liar in the quadrangle) - lighting a fire in the quadrangle
- Spooner reprimanding another student: "You have hissed my mistory lecture!" (You have hissed my mystery lecture!) - You have missed my history lecture!
- Spooner intoned: "Our Lord is a shoving lepherd." (Our Lord is a shoving leopard.) - Our Lord is a loving shepherd.
- Which of us has not felt in his heart a half-wormed fish? (Which of us has not felt in his heart a half-warmed fish?) - Which of us has not felt in his heart a half-formed wish?
- Spooner marvelled at "this vast display of cattle ships and bruisers" - this vast display of battle ships and cruisers
- Three cheers for our quear old deen! (Three cheers for our queer old dean!) - Three cheers for our dear old queen!
- When our boys come home from France, we will have the hags flung out. - When our boys come home from France, we will have the flags hung out.
- Spooner titled Britain's farmers as "noble tons of soil". - noble sons of toil
- To another traveller: "I believe you're occupewing my py. May I sew you to another sheat?" (I believe you're occupewing my pie. May I sew you to another sheet?) - I believe you're occupying my pew. May I shew you to another seat?
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